Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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