party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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