Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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