Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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