please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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