Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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