Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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