He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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