whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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