Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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