It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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