youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
