never play flip cup with pint glasses
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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