She announced her abortion via fbk
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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