i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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