just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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