I'm gonna have a badass scar
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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