Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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