he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Have fun and good luck.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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