I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
?
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
