Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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