u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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