For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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