FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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