I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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