and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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