I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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