when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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