i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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