She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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