So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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