it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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