Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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