idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Still dying that you shit outside
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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