it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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