God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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