Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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