ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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