i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
