The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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