that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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