lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
porn star boner night. come get it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Shame - the story of my life.
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