I'm going to jail i love you
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
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Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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