lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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