As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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