Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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