I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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