just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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