is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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