Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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