I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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