Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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