it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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