from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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