Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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